Lovely Morgan Veda Makes Post Supporting LSD Use – Fawners Brag About Past Drug Usage – Hilarity Ensues

Prolific Prostitute Morgan Veda seems to love illegal drugs. First, it’s Weed, now it’s LSD. She’s clearly a cool kid.

And, while I like her lack of a filter – in the past she’s distinguished between sex with people she likes and sex with her “clients” – I can’t help but think that she’s not doing her hooker business credit with these kookish topics.

Here are some of the highlights:

“I have about 5 more hours left in the car with my parents and I’m a little bored. I think we have exhausted the weed debate and I think we all agree to agree- it’s good lol.”

Forget about Weed or LSD. The fact that she’s posting to an escort advertising board from the back seat of the family cruiser while on a family vacation is pretty funny in and of itself. I wonder if she’s on the family cell phone plan  with Dad writing the monthly check? Ah, the life of a sophisticated, upscale call girl.

Here’s Morgan musing about the magic of LSD:

But how about acid? I can’t find anything negative about it… & wowzers the world puts on a helluva beautiful show. I had a long talk with my friend who is a homeopathic doctor last night and I think the only bad thing about it is if you personally can’t handle it and freak out or want to keep doing it. However acid comes with a built in safety net- after you take it one day it stops working the next, so even if you wanted to keep doing it, you would just be wasting it. I’m curious about what everyone else thinks. Especially what the perception of it is for people who haven’t tried it yet. Or to hear any magical/funny acid stories :)

The fawning masses mostly support Morgan’s point of view and they fall all over themselves to establish their “creds” with her by bragging about their past and present drug use. For most of these senior citizens the operative word is “past.” Way in the past.

It’s pretty funny nonetheless. And, it seems like a pretty prostitute can say anything she wants without much push back. However, there are a couple people who point out some downsides. This confuses Morgan, but she recovers nicely.

Hmmm is it possible that acid has gotten better just like weed has? I have to say I’ve never had anything less than a magical, beautiful experience on it. I’m sure the types of trips people have are just as unique as the people themselves. I always considered acid to be organic? I guess not. Hmmm that kind of changes my view of it a little bit. I like mushrooms just as much, so the two are more or less interchangeable for me. I like the breathing and rainbow effects of acid but I also enjoy how mushrooms show me things that literally aren’t actually there. I can’t help but play and experiment with the world a little, it’s just too fun and I think that’s what life is about.
I brought some mushrooms to my family reunion with me :) can’t wait to share with my cousins hehe
I wish I could have been friends with you guys in the 60’s and 70’s!

Another hooker chimes in about the magic of hallucinogens:

I personally believe that the world is split into those who have taken some type of mind opening substance and have ‘peered beyond the veil of basic reality’- and those who have not. I feel sorry for those who have only witnessed the basic reality.

Morgan agrees, making this final comment:

Funny, my best friend and I were JUST talking about the same thing. I said “can you imagine going your whole life and never taking acid?

I suppose taking acid is easier than reading books. And, unlike taking acid, Morgan CAN probably imagine  going her whole life without reading a book.

While a majority of the fawners predictably agree with everything Ms. Veda has to say, Raphie and Otherguy are there to bring everyone back in line suggesting that it’s not wise to discuss illegal drug use on a board that focuses on the illegal exchange of sex for money. Morgan has an answer for that too.

“It’s fine.”

She researched it on Google.

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Hobbyist Posts Passive Agressive Missive Lamenting Lost Love

Midwesttimez member Taz41 recently posted the following cringe worthy missive:

5 years you see someone, and each appointment is an increasing marathon of texts and manipulation… why the F do some people have no fucking humanity. Why is it so hard to send 1 text canceling or confirming, rather than thousands telling me details and lies about your personal life and schedule?  Why when I start every text, “just let me know if we’re not meeting”… “no, no, no, I just have to do this from 9-10 and then we’ll meet”… and I write back instantly “cool, just let me know”… silence… repeat a dozen times or more.

I don’t ever give a shit if an appointment happens or not for any fucking reason. Have a better offer? Take it. The fucking excuses for sending dozens of texts that we’re meeting, never setting a time, and not being able to say “I’m not available”… Dammit I let myself get burned so hard for thinking someone would value a fucking 5 year monthly 3-5 hour regular that knows some pretty personal shit (and also knows some of the personal shit was lies and manipulation, but never did share that).

I apologize to Samara, mybigticket, and others I’ve not listened to or whiteknighted against. I apologize for losing great regulars to see someone that kicked me in the gut every fucking month for the last year.

Thank you for the chance to vent. I’m very excited to hopefully get to know some of you who don’t dump their world and problems on others. Hi, I’m taz41, and I had been on several boards over the last 13 years, and liked the hobby at one point.

Predictably, the thread is up to several pages with a combination of posts ranging from those hobbyists who would never get taken like Taz41 did giving him the tried and true “love em and leave em” advice, to those who just want to know who the provider was that was able to manipulate  Taz41 and use him as an income source for five years before he finally caught on, to the Pollyanna’s who profess that everything is great and most people are good people.

In this case, it looks like our friend Taz41 is still smitten with the mysterious minx who stole his heart and wallet for five years. Why else would complain on a public message board about his lost love, but not name the culprit?

These stories happen year after year. Even some of the most jaded whoremongers end up falling for providers and regretting it. Remember Horndog?  If everyone took a step back and asked themselves if these providers would still be seeing them if there was no money being exchanged and answered themselves honestly, this type of issue would go away.

Any guesses on who the provider is?

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Local Providers Try Podcasting

Michigan providers Jessica Star and ZCatGirl are hosting a podcast where they plan to discuss the hobby and take questions from listeners. You can listen to the first show here: http://www.podbean.com/media/player/v6net-57ca47

it’s a pretty cool idea and  it’s fun to hear their voices – they both sound great. But the content, like everything on hobby message boards, is boring and nothing new. It’s really not their fault, they’ve actually produced a pretty polished first show. It’s just that they’re dealing with bad material.

I hope they they expand the idea – maybe taking live calls on the the air and doing some “slice of life” pieces like the “This American Life” show on NPR.

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Keeping up with Anastasia Kane

More hi jinx from Anastasia Kane, who’s rapidly climbing the list of memorable escort board personalities. Last week, a reader posted a link to Ms. Kane’s blog. But, it’s not the blog that she’s listed on her website and promoted on the local message boards. Instead, it’s a supposedly anonymous blog entitled “BlondeBombShell Escort.”

She’s tried to keep it separate from her activities as Anastasia Kane. In the blog, she whines about her plight in in life  (apparently she doesn’t like many of her clients, can’t stand the job she spent many years obtaining an education for, and just got dumped by the love of her life – a married Korean man who used her for sex and then kicked her to the curb), holds forth as an expert on being an escort, and generally provides a constant stream of narcissistic, look at me, posts about her mundane life.

All of this makes for great reading. And, as a bonus, you can ask her questions. If you liked her posts on the boards, you’ll love her pedantic answers to the questions her followers ask.

All in all, I give her blog a 10. Read it HERE.

Update: i guess Anastasia Kane doesn’t want all of you reading her blog. I can see why. As of July 21, Anastasia Kane has killed the link by taking her blog private.

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The Great Brain, Anastasia Kane, Answers The Question “Do You Have Any Regrets?”

On Midwesttimez.com, someone posted a topic asking whether people had any regrets about starting in the “hobby.” A reader told me that Michigan’s own great brain Anastasia Kane gave this a great deal of thought before posting the following”

I haven’t answered this yet because I couldn’t sort through my feelings on it. I guess I still feel undecided. I guess in terms of the financial aspect, I don’t regret it. I could easily be in $50,000 in debt like many of my cohort. I am debt free and have a variety of investments. I often wonder what would have happened if I would have started earlier in my life, how far ahead I could be. But I suppose I’m a big believer in “all in good time”. Overall, I’ve met some really awesome people and had some crazy/fun experiences.

On the other hand, this line of work can be terribly isolating. I suppose some have the luxury of telling their loved ones. Only two people in my life know, one has come to accept it and one struggles with it often. It’s also hard to give this life up because basically you are your own boss. I find myself often getting frustrated at my regular job when I’m forced to do something I find stupid. But I’m not the boss so I can’t have a say. Not to mention the whole concept of money becomes skewed.

Our pudgy princess  is a deep thinker and this post pretty much speaks for itself. But, from the variety of posts that I’ve been sent, it really looks like Anastasia Kane has no self esteem and compensates  by pumping herself up on escort boards  bragging about her earnings, correcting people’s spelling, and making sure we all know that she went to graduate school and that she’s smarter we are. Education must not get you as far as it used to because all of her supposed earnings seem to be coming from her work as a prostitute.

Didn’t she mention once that she was a nurse in real life? If so, she’s right on about the downside of being exposed. I’d speculate that moonlighting as a provider could get you dismissed from most hospital systems. And what about the time honored exit strategy of having an affair with a physician and becoming the second wife? It’s probably not an option if you’re exposed as a former hooker. Seems like Anastasia Kane would keep a lower profile on the boards given the recent cases of personal information being passed around.

Ok, no more emails about Anastasia Kane (unless they’re funny). She’s only interesting for a minute and then it’s time move on.

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Is Anastasia Kane Michigan’s Cliff Clavin?

Is Anastasia Kane the Michigan hobby’s mental Hercules? Or, is she just another know-it-all? She certainly tries hard to show her brilliance in almost every post; working in the fact that she has a “graduate degree” on more than one occasion.

Since her return to the Michigan boards (Anastasia Kane’s grand plan to compete as a $500 an hour “courtesan” in San Francisco seems to have foundered), her pedantic posting style is really becoming tedious, albeit pretty amusing. The nearly constant references to her education and her condescending style make nearly all of her posts cringe inducing.

I like to think of her as the boards’ own Cliff Clavin, the know-it-all mailman from the 80’s TV series, Cheers. For example, look at this quote from Cliff:

You know, there’s a lot of misunderstanding about rats. The rodendus vermikitis as they’re called in Latin. It turns out our long tailed friend wasn’t after all responsible for the dreaded bubonic plague as alleged through history. Yes, sir. It was caused by an animal called the bubon. That’s right, and the threat by the way is still with us. So if anyone does see a bubon, contact your local authorities.

Now look at Anastasia Kane’s response when a hobbyist on http://www.miadultdestination.com made a light hearted post about female Cialis. Anastasia Kane helpfully responded:

Well, PDE5 inhibitors like Cialis, Levitra, and Viagra have not shown to be particularly effective in women (in terms of sexual experience). PDE5 inhibitors are used medically for certain conditions in both men and women. But studies have had mixed results in terms of showing any type of efficacy for female sexual arousal. One study included almost 1000 women, some estrogenized, some estrogen deficient (this is important because in men, if your testosterone levels are low, PDE5 inhibitors will not work as well) and gave them Viagra. They found no difference to speak of between the experimental and control groups. Adverse reactions were headache, runny nose, visual disturbances, nausea, and heartburn. Two other smaller studies found that some women did experience more sexual arousal and more orgasms.

Really all these drugs do is increase blood flow to the area. For men, this is obviously helpful but the underlying desire is there. For women, I think it’s more of a mental issue/hormonal issue. Testosterone/progesterone creams have shown far more efficacy in terms of helping with vaginal dryness. So anyways, nope, I wouldn’t try it.

See? The Anastasia Kane character is a female Cliff Clavin. Thanks Anastasia, for providing some comic relief (even if it’s unintentional). You’re one of the few who make the boards worth reading.

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Jazmin’s Arrest Not Prostitution Related

In the interest of full disclosure, I need to report that someone sent me a link to a site that actually showed the charges against Jazmin. Without making the effort to actually go to Macomb County and physically look at the record, I’ll have to believe what was posted. Interestingly, the site was the only one that listed the charge.

The truth is really underwhelming and not dramatic at all. Jazmin was arrested on a drunk and disorderly charge on the east side on the same day she posted availability on the east side. Maybe she has to get hammered in order to see clients. Or, maybe appointments with Jazmin are just one big party. Either way, on their face, these charges are not that interesting and probably aren’t too relevant to this blog.

However, a reader sent me the following speculation along with a link to the Michigan statue that defines disorderly conduct:

Maybe if it was just an arrest and she wasn’t charged. She might turn up in OTIS in a few months if she was charged and convicted.

An interesting note; it looks like Michigan’s disorderly person statute might include an arrest for prostitution:

http://www.legislature.mi.gov/(S(jrgaxd052fxqcwuakotzuc4i))/mileg.aspx?page=GetObject&objectname=mcl-750-167

So, perhaps she was picked up on prostitution after all. If she’s never charged it would certainly point to her possibly being flipped as an informant. I wouldn’t see her in Macomb County, that’s for sure.

I wish Jazmin would have just told me the truth when I first asked her about the arrest. I never would have posted anything  and it would have ended there. Now, I’m left wondering whether Jazmin’s “close friend in law enforcement” got the charges written up as disorderly conduct rather than prostitution. One thing is for sure, nothing is ever as it seems.

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